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PPPE: Pleasure Island (Part Four)"That no good rotten slimy CODFISH!" I crumple the letter in fury. "Next time I see that face of his, I swear I'm going to…to…""The boat rental man is going to be pretty pissed to find his boat stolen." Wesley mutters. "Not to mention no deposit back.""How did Captain Coat-Hanger get our boat in the first place?" Spike scratches his head with one of his donkey ears. "I thought we ditched him on the island.""Again, long story explained on the ride home.""And what was that about the siren thing?" Spike then gasps in realisation and points at me. "YOU KISSED HOOK?! EEEEWWWWW! I knew he had the hots for you! So you'd willingly kiss him but not me! What's your deal?""NOT THE TIME, SPIKE!" I shout, going red."So what do we do?" Will almost panics. "The Coachman is probably on his way down any moment!""Simple," Spike grins. "We steal one of their boats.""What are you talking about?" I ask."Well, I came here on a ship, didn't I?
PPPE: Pleasure Island (Part Three)"Lucky Seven! WINNER!"I am greeted with a hero's cheer as I scoop up my enormous pile of winnings. Now what to spend it on? A giant barrel of beer? A six-way orgy at the whorehouse? Non-stop goes on the rollercoaster? More ice cream?I walk out of the casino, winnings proudly in hand. Say, does it seem a little quieter? Meh, the squares must have gone to bed. Now to have a six way orgy on the rollercoaster whilst eating ice cream and drinking a barrelful of beer!I am having the TIME OF MY LIFE! Emily sure missed out on a great vacation!***I open one eye cautiously. All I heard for the last few minutes (that felt like years) was the roaring of waves and the whale. I had expected a massive crash and impact from the rocks. But now…quiet.Emily, Wesley and I were all huddled together at the mast, soaked to the skin (or in Wes' case, metal.) Emily cautiously steps away and floats over to the side of the boat. She looks over."We must have escaped the whale through there." She poi
PPPE: Pleasure Island (Part Two)The boat now remains steady, floating on a small pool inside the gigantic beast. I'm guessing it's steady because Monstro's catching forty winks and/or resting on the surface. It smells of rotting flesh and fish in here. But on the bright side, I'm feeling much less seasick then I did. Emily and Will seem a little shaken up by the whole ordeal."My Gods...I never thought my life would end inside the belly of a mutant whale!" Will despairs."Oh, calm down." I tell him, "It's not as thought we're chewed to pieces now is it? And the boat's still intact. We still have a shot of getting out alive! Or in Em's case…er, not being trapped. So…any bright ideas?""Not me," Emily says sadly. "This is all my fault. If I had been more firm with Spike or if I had caught those conmen-""Em, it's not your fault at all." Will says, putting a hand on her shoulder. "Spike went with them willingly.""So in theory, it's Spike's fault" I add a little too enthusiastically.Emily smiles a little.
PPPE: Pleasure Island (Part One)"Aw, c'mon, can we stop here pleeeeeeaaaasssse?""For the last time Spike, NO! The last time we came here, you were lucky to get away with just a warning!"I have taken the unfortunate task of Spike-sitting today. Will really needed a break from him and leaving Wesley alone with Spike was worse than letting a cat among the pigeons. So I volunteered to take him out of HQ with me whilst I shopped for groceries. I had to bribe him with the promise of ice cream and that, if he was good, he could get a copy of Playboo. But Spike easily gets distracted and bored, and this was proving to be a tiresome trip."Wow, for a hot chick, you are such a stick in the mud!" Spike sulks. "You have no idea how to have fun!""Spike, I am not a stick in the mud and I do too know how to have fun!" I insist. "But what you call fun is disgusting, malicious, and stupid!""You're just proving my point that you are in fact a stick in the mud, and no fun at all!""Did you say you were l